My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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