I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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