He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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