we're blogging at a bar
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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