I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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