just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
