I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
ttyl tear gas
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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