We're like a lot better than the average bears
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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