I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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