I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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