Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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