Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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