Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever