He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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