That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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