I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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