Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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