And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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