WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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