so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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