my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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