like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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