Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I am mentally ready for anal.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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