she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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