Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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