so explain again why im purple
no
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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