thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I am available for nakedness
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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