Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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