i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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