proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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