My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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