so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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