Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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