sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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Are my feet made of real feet?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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