haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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