remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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