My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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