Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
