Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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