Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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