how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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