The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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