last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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