Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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