So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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