Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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