I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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