If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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