Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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