Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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