I think my vagina is haunted
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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