I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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