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(813): View more from Florida

Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk

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(760): View more from California

I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.

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(314): View more from Missouri

96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks

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(813): View more from Florida

For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me

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(248): View more from Michigan

So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in

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(303): View more from Colorado

That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth

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(740): View more from Ohio

Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.

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(619): View more from California

You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you

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