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  (734): View more from Michigan

  she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords

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  (734): she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords http://tfl.nu/o43m
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  (770): View more from Georgia

  she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.

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  (770): she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front. http://tfl.nu/f1w0
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  (216): View more from Ohio

  you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses

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  (216): you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses http://tfl.nu/p89j
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  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.

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  (402): Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you. http://tfl.nu/55t9
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  (352): View more from Florida

  What are you doing?

  (352): View more from Florida

  High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...

  (352): View more from Florida

  That guy could sell me cancer.

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  (352): What are you doing? (352): High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials... (352): That guy could sell me cancer. http://tfl.nu/gkwe
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning

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  (203): im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning http://tfl.nu/g6xa
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  (631): View more from New York

  He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.

  (205): View more from Alabama

  I hate freshman.

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  (631): He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them. (205): I hate freshman. http://tfl.nu/44or
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  (503): View more from Oregon

  And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms

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  (503): And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms http://tfl.nu/1av4
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  (913): View more from Kansas

  did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.

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  (913): did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box. http://tfl.nu/h01u
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  (510): View more from California

  This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.

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  (510): This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland. http://tfl.nu/6qxu
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  (952): View more from Minnesota

  Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage

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  (952): Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage http://tfl.nu/dzdl
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  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...

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  (405): I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point... http://tfl.nu/xse9
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.

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  (630): Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween. http://tfl.nu/xmh1
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  (407): View more from Florida

  His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.

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  (407): His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out. http://tfl.nu/k2zd
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  (615): View more from Tennessee

  "Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly

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  (615): "Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly http://tfl.nu/inra
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