She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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