I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops