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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds

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• (607): View more from New York

  she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.

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• (619): View more from California

  We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome

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• (562): View more from California

  So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I need a genital shamwow being this wet.

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• (559): View more from California

  I mean honestly, what would you have done?

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  Not screw her in the church house?

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