So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?