that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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