Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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