she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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