You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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