I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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