Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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